On the off chance that Aladdin’s genie was to allow the Mr. Melbourne Metro three wishes, the V-necked muscle head addict’s solicitations would without a doubt include fluoro strobe lighting, multi leveled boundless expanses, and an execution stage gloating some of Australia’s finest dj’s. After going to Russell Street’s Billboard dance club, I am upbeat to affirm that the Genie can stay inside the light. We’ve discovered your paradise. Hire a town cars Melbourne to ensure you reach there on time.
The lineup down Russel Street demonstrates long and twisting, and as yellow taxis bind the side road I can just about trust this is The Wizard of Oz’s yellow block street. No, hold up the Dorito-orange countenances proposes something other than what’s expected… Oompa Loompa’s? This children’s story isn’t MGM or Warner Bros, this is a creation of its own special; ‘Metro Heaven Productions Pty Ltd’ also called Billboard Nightclub.
The extra charge of $15 appears somewhat steep to a pub crawler, for example, myself, yet once inside the venue, the uncommon totally open design of this club (with space to move around without breathing in personal stench), demonstrates that the dosh was well justified, despite all the trouble. I feel like confined clubbing chicken entering unfenced greener fields. Be that as it may, before swinging around a shaft whilst yelling “I have a Golden Ticket”, you might need to take a stab at requesting a beverage.
Getting bar administration can be contrasted with murdering the Wicked Witch of the West. Troublesome, chaotic, yet you’ll be happy you experienced the exertion at last. As Billboard just has one expansive bar at the back of the venue, to achieve hydration and inebriation you truly will require those red sparkly shoes. On the other hand, streak a touch of mid-section and the barmen will do the rest.
At the edge of the venue are little stalls with padded seating and tables. The possibility of sitting your behind on red cushy calfskin come 3am really makes you feel just as you have entered the white silvery entryways. The toilets demonstrate clean and generally open considering the standard for female venue toilets is to have women stuffed like sardines, in spite of the fact that noticing much more regrettable (accuse the fake tan).
Contingent upon which night you enter this muscle head fairyland (under 21’s), you can encounter either a difficult night of electronic house beats, or once in a while a live demonstration (tickets for such occasions should be pre-booked, and normally pull in all the more thick rimmed glasses sorts).
In case you’re searching for a night spent in Metro Wonderland, don’t be late and hire taxi to Melbourne airport or silver service taxi Melbourne in advance. The line is truly long, and you have a critical date a Billboard Nightclub.